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|20081025 030815 Z||incredimazing.com||http://incredimazing.com/||Chill, Images, Photos, Quirky||Another social pictures site (in case flickr.com gets too pretty for you).|
|20090224 160356 Z||Fishmen||www.youtube. … ch?v=3tTHn2tHhcI||Robb||Funny, Live Action, Music, Quirky, Science Fiction, Videos||"It's beginning to look a lot like Fishmen ..."|
|20090226 214611 Z||weird swf nonsense||http://sieni.us/?id=30||www.reddit.c … is_is_but_it_is/||Animation, Flash, Kids, Music, Quirky, Videos||My children must never see this stuff and force me to watch it over and over again.|
|20090306 010331 Z||japan funny dance||www.youtube. … ch?v=_rEIDEnDzgw||Funny, Japan, Quirky, TV, Videos||Actually well done.|
|20090428 213123 Z||Cornify||http://www.cornify.com/||Chill, Cute, Cyber Life, Funny, Images, Quirky||Note to self: Cornify.|
|20090621 132230 Z||Greatest freak out ever (ORIGINAL VIDEO)||www.youtube. … rsIyzsOpc&fmt=18||digg.com/com … ccount_and_Video||Blizzard, Crude, Cyber Life, Funny, Home Videos, Live Action, Quirky, Saucy, Video Games, Videos||Some people are saying fake, but it looks pretty sincere to me. You have to love siblings.|
|20090806 195008 Z||Japanese addresses: No street names. Block numbers.||http://sivers.org/jadr||Funny, Japan, Music, Quirky||Bono wasn't referring to Japan in his song "Where the Streets Have No Name" [W], but apparently in the Japanese addressing system [W], the streets are not named but the blocks are numbered.|
|20090819 190722 Z||I made a flow chart, that we might better understand.||jeannr.tumbl … -we-might-better||www.reddit.c … _flow_chart_pic/||Chill, Funny, Music, Quirky, Videos||A flowchart of "Total Eclipse of the Heart" by Bonnie Tyler [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=840B27zYfOk], which also led me to this version of the song by Hurrah Torpedo [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=br-D7UneS0E].|
|20091014 193808 Z||Ultra Slo-Mo Video of Bullet Impacts||www.mentalfl … s/archives/36977||digg.com/odd … Glass_Metal_Wood||Chill, Cool, Guns, Live Action, Quirky, Videos||Mesmerizing, especially how the bullets sometimes pulverized on impact, and how the fractures in glass spread faster than the bullet itself. Here's the direct link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QfDoQwIAaXg.|
|20091119 185510 Z||A Well-Mannered Gentleman's Argument, via Email||http://i.imgur.com/aWbgi.jpg||www.reddit.c … ument_via_email/||Cyber Life, Funny, Inspiring, Quirky, Writing||Oh my. This stuff caught me in the right mood because the email exchange and the Reddit thread are of the funniest stuff I've seen in a while.|
|20100216 170104 Z||Photoshop these long tongues||www.fark.com … ink=5012287&tt=s||Chill, Crude, Funny, Images, NSFW, Photos, Quirky||O my. It's been ages since I've looked at a photoshop contest at Fark. Always good stuff.|
|20100302 015604 Z||A Bushel of Facts About the Uniqueness of Human Pubic Hair||www.scientif … iquen-2010-03-01||Funny, Info, Nature, Quirky, Saucy, Sex||TMIF! More than I ever wanted to know about pubic hair.|
|20100325 011919 Z||WTF Japan, Seriously!?||http://www.wtfjapanseriously.com/||Chris H||Chill, Japan, Quirky, Saucy||The awesome name says it all. The kids and I have seen a bunch of these before but the site is very promsing.|
|20100421 181415 Z||Burials in Tibet. NOT FOR SENSITIVE SOULS!||mbvtravel.co … -sensitive-souls||www.reddit.c … tive_souls_pics/||Cool, Culture, Death, Quirky||Feed the birds. A bit more dramatic than being buried, burned, or slipped into the ocean.|
|20100428 012215 Z||The worst thing I have ever said.||www.reddit.c … _have_ever_said/||Crude, Funny, Quirky, Saucy||The lead joke is OK, but the thread has some good dry and harsh humor.|
|20100507 145005 Z||I WILL NOT DIE TODAY||Family, Inspiring, Quirky, Ramblings||I WILL NOT DIE TODAY. My kids give great hugs, but today my youngest was feeling particularly huggy. As we were doing our third good bye hug she said "I'm not ready to let you go". I don't know why but that hit me fiercely. It's as if she said it while one of us was about to die. So while I'm ready to fight and die most days, today I'm not. Today I will not die.|
|20110429 204705 Z||JSONx||publib.bould … onandjsonx05.htm||www.reddit.c … ng_jsonx_an_ibm/||Funny, Programming, Quirky, Sad, Standards, TECH||"JSONx is an IBM® standard format to represent JSON as XML". Madness!|
|20120102 173959 Z||Awkward Family Photos||pinterest.co … d-family-photos/||Funny, Images, Photos, Quirky, Saucy||Proof that WTF exists outside of Japan.|
There are many parts to a murder. People think of the killing but there's also the disposing (and the choosing and so on). I've always thought that those of us who have had to kill, butcher, etc. would have some advantage when it comes to murder or killing (there are distinctions). This user "scarabic" has given it some thought (particularly logistics and with hints about the assault to the senses). I'm archiving his whole comment here.
First, be smart from the very beginning. Pulverize all teeth, burn off fingerprints, and disfigure the face. Forcing a DNA test to establish identity (if it ever comes to that) might introduce the legal/forensic hurdle that saves your ass down the line. An unidentifiable body can, in a pinch, be dressed in thrift store clothes and dropped in a bad part of town where the police are less likely to question it. I don't reommend that disposal method, I'm just saying an easily identifiable body is an even bigger threat than the opposite.
Assuming you have it inside a house where you can work on it a bit, the first thing you want to do is drain it of fluids. This will make it easier to cut up, and slow decomposition a little bit. The best way to do this quick and dirty is to perforate the body with a pointed knife, and then perform CPR on it. Cut the fronts of the thighs deep, diagonally, to slit the femoral arteries. Then pump the chest. The valves in the heart will still work when dead, and the springback of the ribcage can put apply a fair amount of suction to the artria. Do this in a tub. Plug the drain, and mingle lots of bleach with the bodily fluids before unplugging the drain to empty the tub. This should help control the stench of death, which would otherwise reek from your gutter gratings. Do everything you can to control odors. Plug in an ionizer, burn candles, leave bowls of baking soda everywhere. Ventilate the room in the middle of the night, but otherwise keep it closed. Keep the body under a plastic sheet while it's in the tub.
If you want to bury, I recommend seperating the body into several parts, and burying them seperately. For one thing, it's easier to dig a deep enough hole for a head than for an entire body. this reduces your chances of being discovered while you are actually outside and digging the grave.
That is the one thing you can't do inside the doors of your house, and represents a vulnerable moment you want to keep brief, under 2 hours. Do it between 3 and 5 am. It's also less likely for someone to call the police if their dog digs up some chunk of meat, than if they dig up an enitre body. They may assume it's an animal carcass disfigured by decomposition, and leave it alone or dispose of it. It's also more likely that the dog will consume all of it before anyone knows the difference. A whole skeleton is another story. You can cut a body into 6 pieces faster than you think. It's not much different than boning a chicken, but it takes more work, a big knife, and time. A hammer will be useful for pulverizing joints or driving the knife deep where it doesn't want to go. Anyway it's wise to crush as much of the skeleton as you can along the way. It will aid in making the body less identifiable for what it is as it decomposes.
Don't return to the same site 6 times for 6 burials.You'll attract suspicion from anyone nearby, and you'll wind up placing the body parts close enough together to be found by any serious investigation. Put them in plastic bags with lots of bleach, and store in a freezer until you have enough time to bury them all.
Depending on what tools you have available, you may find that you're get really good at deconstructing the body. You might prefer to slowly sprinkle it down a drain without leaving your house. This avoids the long-term risk of discovery associated with burial, and the overwhelming supply of bacteria in a sewer accellerates deconomposition, whil e providing a convenient cover smell.
Truly grinding down a body takes a lot more work, and you run the risk of fouling your plumbing and calling in a plumber. So don't try it unless you know how to clear bones and meat out of a drainpipe. A good food processor can be useful. But don't over-use it, or power drills or saws. They're noisy and they attract attention. And forget the kitchen sink. It's better if you actually remove one of the toilets in your house from its base, which will give you direct access to one of the largest sewer pipes that enters your house. Follow any disposals with lots of bleach and then run the water for 5 or 10 minutes on top of that. And plug that pipe when you're not using it, to prevent any sewer gasses from backing up into your house. Usually, a U-trap inside the toilet does that for you.
This comment from the digg thread sums it up:
Wow. Call the guy crazy all you want, but listen carefully to him and you realize not only does he make a valid legal point, he's non-violent, he composes an improvised song while being pinned down by two cops and then *runs away* while being **tazed** and actually takes the time to tell them he considers it self-defense. Dude seemed pretty with it to me. What I want to know is why he was being pinned to the ground by two cops in the first place. And did he get caught?
I want to know how the cops were not able to cuff him? Too much pressure from knowing they were being video taped?
Who forgot to tell me about Mitchell and Webb? The British comedians are awesome!
That Mitchell and Webb Look: Homeopathic A&E
Godless Comedy from That Mitchell and Webb Look
German SS officers - That Mitchell and Webb Look
Henchmen - That Mitchell and Webb Look
That Mitchell And Webb Look - Speedo #1
Of course, those youtube links lead you to other stuff like Storm by Tim Minchin (with text).
Initially it looks like some Japanese sexed up thing, but really it's zombie/Tarantino type of gore. More stuff like this will probably be posted as Halloween nears. The Reddit thread leads to other similar youtube goodies including the following:
Say hello to my little friend: ELI. "Extreme Light Infrastructure Ultra-High Field Facility, known as "ELI," would concentrate 200 petawatts of power -- that's 100,000 times the world's power production -- and fire it at a single point for less than a trillionth of a second."
"by giving spacetime a hernia, it is hoped that theorized "ghost particles" may spill from the fissure, providing evidence for the hypothesis that extra-dimensions exist and the vacuum of space isn't a vacuum at all -- it is in fact buzzing with virtual particles."
If I can believe (and test) that the Internet is passing terrabytes of data through my nose right now, then why not believe (and test) that my nose is also buzzing with ghost particles/anti-particles?
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